mothman says trans rights

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander
langernameohnebedeutung

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

blue-corvid

Before I… crack them open?

langernameohnebedeutung

....before you put them in here:

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the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

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sorry i meant boil not cook

blue-corvid

WHAT IS THAT

langernameohnebedeutung

It's an egg cooker!


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It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

langernameohnebedeutung

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

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egg cup:

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langernameohnebedeutung

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

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asparklethatisblue

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Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

bonyassfish

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

langernameohnebedeutung

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nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander
teaboot

I flew back to my hometown for 1 day. 1 day and there’s a naked man in assless leather chaps evading arrest on a motorcycle. Word on the street is he’s become a hero of the people. “It’s not like he’s hurting anyone” they’re saying. Glad I came back for this

teaboot

I don’t know if he’s been caught yet but so far he’s been seen in the parking lot behind the weed shop, in an alley behind the community theatre, and down at the skate park

teaboot

godspeed, naked ass weed skater bike cowboy